Jess: Cece, I know these guys are weird, but parties have cute guys who aren't Schmidt. What did Charisma say while he was washing our hair?
Cece: He said he was worried about Taylor Swift living in New York all alone.
Jess: Well, yeah, we all are, but he also said that we need to embrace our freedom. We're single. We can do whatever we want! The only thing stopping us is us. And Charisma made us promise not to waste these blow-outs.
Cece: Our hair does look so good right now.
Jess: Let's do this! Let's go to this party! Let's see where this journey takes us!