Nick: Kai broke up with me.
Jess: No.
Winston: I'm sorry, dude.
Jess: I'm sorry. What happened?
Nick: She said she wants to be with somebody who can just sit on the couch all day. She said I'm too ambitious; she said I work too hard. [Schmidt stifles laughter]
Winston: Nah, it was the... It's not funny. It's just that when you said that out loud, it made me laugh.
Jess: I'm really sorry about Kai. She seemed like a great girl, but on the bright side, in all your years on this planet, has anyone ever dumped you for working too hard?
Nick: No. No, it's mostly 'cause I'm either too poor or too sticky.