Quote from Coach in Coming Out
Coach: Ladies. [gasps] Ruth: Ooh... you got bee'd up, dude. Deb: Yeah. You look like a monster. Ruth: Yeah. Deb: I'm not even joking. You look so ugly right now. Ruth: So ugly. Coach: Look, I'm not some little sensitive British guy, okay? I am Coach. But right now, I am in so much pain that I am losing my mind. And I might never recover. So say hello to the new me, who's basically a street lunatic with a face made of fire! Deb: They sting you in your pants? Coach: Yeah, they... they stung my doodad. Ruth: I'm gonna get you some lotion. Coach: Ow. Both: Ooh!