Nick: What the hell? My word processor?
Schmidt: You can't Kathy Bates me forever! My work needs me. Gina needs me.
Nick: I'm sorry, but she's trying to kill you, and I'm trying everything in my power to stop her.
Schmidt: No, you're trying to turn me into you. Aren't you bored, Nick? I've been doing nothing for exactly one day, and I already feel pathetic. The Nick that I met in college would not be happy living like this. You've changed.
Nick: That's not true. I've always been lazy.
Schmidt: Physically, yes. But mentally, you used to be like a da Vinci in tie-dye.