Jess: But I want to assure you that this will not affect my judgment as vice principal. Let's hear those field trip proposals! Where are we gonna take those kids, guys?!
[later:]
Mrs. Raws: And you know what makes the water delicious? Taking the poop out. Hello, water treatment plant.
Jess: Okay, we're off
to a rocky start.
[later:]
Ruth: They've got frickin' mini-golf. They've got frickin' Skee-Ball. They've got frickin' bumper boats. They've got frickin' go-carts.
Jess: Is this you topless in the brochure?
Ruth: It is, thank you.