Schmidt: What in the hell is around your neck?
Winston: This? It's a crystal charm, man. Yeah, the guys at work gave it to me.
Schmidt: Why?
Winston: Technically, it's "hazing," but, uh, I secretly love it.
Schmidt: That is the kind of crystal that should only rest between a set of old bosoms. [yawps]
Winston: Did that sound just come from your body?
Schmidt: [yawps]