Jess: But that's not the only time I've been stranded, now, is it? I'm talking about Paris.
Cece: Oh, this is about Paris!
Jess: I'm talking about Paris.
Cece: I knew it!
Jess: We had signed a lease. That's an agreement. And then you decide to take a modeling job in Paris, so I had to move in with Spencer? While you were being squired about the Louvre, I was having to pee on top of Spencer's pee to conserve water!
Coach: You know, it's called mud-sharking, by the way.
Cece: It's not my fault!