Coach: Schmidt, stay out of it, man. Girl fights are dangerous, okay? I grew up with three sisters, and I wore a cup until I was 14 years old.
[flashback:]
Young Coach: What's wrong?
Sister #1: They planned to wear braids and bows and didn't tell me on purpose.
Young Coach: [puts a bow on his sister's head] There. Now you match. [Coach's other two sister cuts off their braid and bow] Oh.