Quote from Schmidt in Thanksgiving IV
Schmidt: Now, whosever name you pick, that's who you'll be bringing a date for. And no date leaves until everyone is laid. Jess: I just want to meet a nice fella. Can I have permission to send them home without sex? Schmidt: No, you do not. Coach: I think everybody's date should be able to leave. Nick: Yeah, your plan sounds a little kidnappy. What's the rule on that, Winston? Winston: Eh, gray area. We're good.