Jess: Nick thinks we're broken up, but he also thinks that the last girl he slept with wasn't me in a wig.
Tina: [laughs] Wigs are so good for tricking guys.
Jess: I'm around all the time. Do you really want to get yourself in this situation?
Tina: My last boyfriend was, like, honestly in his 80s. I was just like, "Don't die, Myron." Does that answer your question?
Jess: Tell me everything you did sexually! Everything! All of it, or leave!
Tina: I put my finger...
Jess: Stop!
Tina: But you asked...
Jess: No. I-I did, but it backfired.