Schmidt: I just cried on my penis while I was peeing.
Coach: Whoa.
Schmidt: That happened. I just can't stop thinking about them. [sighs] You know, there are some people that are gonna say that they... they look alike. That they're exactly the same. And you know what? They just don't know them like I know them. Truth-truth be told? One of them... One of them is slightly more brown than the other. And they're so unique, and they're so special. You know what I'm gonna miss most about them? Watching them bounce. Watching them... Watching them bounce.
[As Schmit walks aways, Coach and Winston start to bounce]