Quote from Cece in Goldmine
Jess: I'm happy to lend you a bra, but I don't think I have anything that would fit you. That's the Peter Pan. That'll smash 'em down good, but you'll never get those in there. Cece: I know. I just wanted to see what it would feel like to be your size. Jess: Are we doing, like, a boob Freaky Friday? Because I don't want to lug yours around. They're a load. Cece: I know. That's the whole point. That's why all the women in my family have back trouble, you know? [groans] So, now that I have insurance, though, I was thinking maybe I could have, like, breast reduction surgery. Schmidt: [o.s.] No! [frantic knocking] Jess: I wonder who this is. Schmidt: What?