Sergeant Dorado: Well, this is a first. These are aquarium rocks.
Jess: So, that's the street name for...
Sergeant Dorado: No. These are actual aquarium rocks. You were trying to flush rocks down your toilet.
Winston: Oh, what?!
Jess: Oh.
Nick: Oh, that's ridiculous.
Jess: That's great!
Schmidt: Yes! Awesome! So we're not going to prison?
Jess: So, did Winston pass the background check?
Sergeant Dorado: Of course. He's one of our best cadets. His test scores are high, he's passionate, hardworking. He's gonna make one hell of a cop. But he won't work in narcotics.