Sergeant Dorado: What's all that clanging?
Nick: Uh, just a bunch of clanging.
Winston: Well, there's feminine issues...
Schmidt: It's probably the ladies playing with their jewelry.
Nick: Their brooches.
Schmidt: You know how... Their brooches. Of course. Nick makes a very good point. I'm gonna go check on that right now, actually. Uh, Winston, why don't you show the good sergeant Jess' room?
Jess: What? What a great idea.
Nick: Oh, I've had intercourse in there. You'll be excited to...