Sergeant Dorado: Could you open this trunk?
Winston: Oh, I'll do more than open it. I don't know why I said that. I'm gonna open the trunk.
Nick: [whispers] I think I'm having a heart attack.
Schmidt: What are you... Oh, my God. You're a mess. Here. Cover up. Cover...
Nick: No, I'm not putting that... I'm not putting on your kimono. It legitimizes you owning it.
Schmidt: Just put it on. Put it on. Okay.
Nick: I'm wearing a kimono.
Sergeant Dorado: I see that. Why?
Schmidt: Why? Why is he still wearing pants? That's the real question.