Jess: Do you guys think that the cops are gonna go through our stuff?
Nick: What are you afraid of? They'll look through your dream journal?
Jess: No, I just...
Schmidt: What, are you running a sweatshop back there for skirts that look like curtains?
Jess: Actually...
Coach: What'd you-What'd you, steal a kiss and hide it in an envelope? [all laugh]
Jess: I have a bag of meth in my closet.