Winston: It's a home visit, Jess. And not just from any cop. It's from Sergeant Tess Dorado. The Fish. I'm pretty sure they call her The Fish because she's tough but fair, just like most fish I've interacted with.
Schmidt: Winston, "dorado" is a fish. It's a subset of mahi-mahi and it pairs very nicely with citrus, you oaf.
Winston: I'm not a oaf, you're a oaf, stupid. [snorts] So... You're dumb. Shut up.
Schmidt: Also, put on some underpants, please. It's like a bounce house down there.