Quote from Schmidt in Background Check
Jess: I'm gonna cancel my plans with Cece. I'll find out about her date with Paul later. Schmidt: A ridiculous name. Oh, hey, my name is Puh-ha... Pau... I don't even know how to pronounce that. Winston: It's Paul. Schmidt: I'll take that Paul, I'll take him to a water park, I will. I'll put him on one of those waterslides between two obese people and he'll get smushed to death. Die in a... Die in a water... He'll die between the obese people before he drowns in the water. Jess: What? Schmidt: Hmm?