Winston: This is my life. If I don't pass the background check, then I fail out of the police academy.
Jess: Guys, this is an all-hands-on-deck situation. If we don't help him, Winston will never become a cop. Remember? He-He handcuffed his cat's paw to a radiator and then lost the key.
Winston: In my defense, I was making a Christmas card, so...