Jess: We're here to address the school policies on interfaculty relations. Some forms of touching, say, a... a friendly handshake, or a spirited pat, are completely appropriate.
Biology Teacher: What if you spill coffee on your pants, and you're very burnt, and upon getting your pants cut off by paramedics, you become aroused?
Jess: I'm truly hoping that didn't happen.
Biology Teacher: What if you're in a situation where you either have to um... Grab a teacher's crotch, or give narcotics to a student?
Coach: That's a great question, man.
Biology Teacher: Thanks, friend.
Jess: Not a great question.
Biology Teacher: And what if you...?
Jess: I'm done with you.