Matt: It's because of my micropenis.
Jess: No! I looked it up and I-I actually feel like I could make that work. Um... No, it's... Don't take this the wrong way, but... It's actually your personality and everything about you.
Matt: You think I'm a douche bag.
Jess: You said that you thought street art was the closest thing to an education homeless people would ever get.
Matt: Okay.
Jess: And I when I asked you, "is that a joke?" You said...
Matt: Your mom is a joke.
Jess: Yeah. You said, "your mom is a joke." Right? That's kind of a douchey response.
Matt: I'm really sorry. I mean, I've been made fun of my entire life... in school, in locker rooms... so, yeah, I can be a douche bag sometimes. But I'm this way... because of my micropenis. Later.