Jess: Okay, if you saw me in the bar and I was a stranger, would you rule me out based on my breast size?
Nick: Absolutely not. Your breasts are perfect. Now, if I saw your wonky knee? That's a whole 'nother ballgame.
Jess: What w...
Schmidt: Wonky knee?
Coach: You have a wonky knee?
Jess: You think I have a wonky knee?
Nick: The left knee's perfect. Uh, but the right one's got some stuff.
Jess: Why?
Nick: Well, stuff. Um... oh, why do you think I always let you take your own pants off before sex?
Jess: Because you're the laziest person I've ever met.