Schmidt: So, I'm... I'm pitching on the sponge account today. It's kind of a... it's kind of a big deal. I'm just wondering why my idea notebook is covered in crimson stains.
Nick: Oh, that's a fair question. It's either Sloppy Joes, or it's blood.
[flashback to Nick getting a nose-bleed while eating Sloppy Joes, using Schmidt's notebook as a tissue]
Schmidt: You unbelievable pig person! You giant, fat pig person! You sloth. You should be living in a tree in Costa Rica, you know that?