Quote from Jess in Dice
[montage:] Bradley: I'm not gay, but I would go crazy on Michael Strahan. Jess: A prominent U.S. senator is trying to contact me. Steve: You know, I just think Meryl Streep is a dumb bitch. Jess: An important document has gone missing. I need to find it. Sebastian: I've been getting into a lot of fist fights lately. Like, a lot. More than usual. But, you know, I'm kind of enjoying them now. Jess: I have an acquaintance who's in jeopardy. Normal Guy: Jess? Jess: Nope, not Jess. [to Schmidt] Velcro shoes, pervert.