Coach: I feel really calm. Really relaxed. Oh, look, a hummingbird.
Nick: What the hell are you talking about? There's no such thing as a hummingbird. Birds don't hum. They sing. They basically invented singing. You're so high right now, man. You're so high, I couldn't possibly even bring you back.
Coach: Actually, dude, I feel really good.
Nick: Hey, hey, hey, hey, when you walk, you look like an insane person. Okay? And your voice sounds so stoned and crazy. Say something.
Coach: Hello, Nick.
Nick: [laughs] That took you, like, 20 minutes. "Hello, Nick."