Schmidt: Welcome and... good morning.
Jess: It's weird here in the morning.
Schmidt: It is very sad. Now, over the next 1,000 minutes, your notions of dating will be challenged. Jess, just listen. No notes.
Jess: I'm sorry. You put notebooks and pens on the table, so I thought...
Schmidt: I totally get it. Look, Jess, you're nervous. Would you like some water?
Jess: Oh, thank you.
Schmidt: Of course. [pours glass of water]
Jess: That's really nice of...
Schmidt: [knocks drink away] Never show weakness. Write that down.