Jess: Schmidt, will you at least just talk to me, please? He looked nice in his picture. The frame cut off the bottom of his beard, so how was I to know it was braided into a beardy tail? He asked me to the food court near his house. I thought that was down to earth, and I liked that. He didn't bring any money, so we had to go back to his apartment. And also he wanted to show me some of his old baby clothes. [groans] Maybe I'm not ready for Dice. Will you just help me, please? I want to get back out there. I have to... I need to get back out there. And I know I'm gullible. 'Cause people tell me that, and I have no reason not to believe them. Teach me to Dice.