Coach: I pick up stuff really quick.
Nick: You can't just pick up pot and be good at it. Like everything else in life, it takes practice.
Schmidt: Yeah, if pot were a piano, Nick would be a nine year old Chinese girl.
Nick: Daddy's here to take care of you. I'm gonna guide you through it. I'll be your spiritual guru.
Cece: And Mommy's got nothing to do this afternoon, so I'm gonna bake some damn brownies so we can all freak out.