Winston: You know, I'm really enjoying the police academy, but, believe it or not, I am not clicking socially with the other cadets.
Nick: What? Weird.
Cece: Oh, my God. That is super shocking news.
Coach: No.
Schmidt: That's crazy.
Nick: I can't wrap my head around that.
Schmidt: That just doesn't add up.
Winston: Everyone's got a nickname but me.
[flashback:]
Man: Yo, Swoops! What up, Gunner? [chuckles] Hey, Winston Bishop.
[present:]
Cece: Why don't you just go ask them if you can hang out with them sometime? I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
Winston: [chuckles] Just invite myself? Now, that's just rude. Winnie the Bish wasn't raised to be rude. Now, save my seat. I got to go make a caca.