Schmidt: My man... Winston, I got a question for you. Do you think that, that two men can engage in group sex without... without compromising their friendship.
Winston: Good question, good question. Um... okay. Uh, let's just say Nick is the salt. And, Schmidt, you are the pepper. I'm assuming we're talking about you two.
Schmidt: Hypothetically, I suppose. Whatever.
Nick: Yes.
Schmidt: Hypothetically, all right. Not necessarily.
Winston: Actually I'm gonna need some... Ooh, boy. Seems as if I've made a mess. Got to clean that up. Yes, look at that. Salt all in the pepper. Pepper all in the salt. Just mixed up like that. Is there salt shoved in the pepper hole? How'd it get in there? How did salt get shoved into this tiny, tiny pepper hole? [Nick runs away]
Schmidt: Nick? [to Winston] You're terrible at demonstrations!