Doug: Everybody, my name is Doug.
Gang: Hi, Doug. Hi, Doug.
Winston: I'm Winston.
Doug: Does anyone know what to do in case of an emergency? Uh-oh. It looks like we're all in the same boat. [Jess laughs politely]
Schmidt: Excuse me. If we could just continue on without any more nautical puns, that'd be great. Feels like that's just the lowest form of humor.
Doug: Looks like I found a grumpy Gus!
Schmidt: I'm sorry, a what?
Doug: Boo!
All: Boo.
Doug: Boo and hiss!
All: Boo.
Doug: Folks, if you see Gus frowning around, brighten up his day by giving him a tickle.
Schmidt: A what?
Doug: Tickle.