Jess: [on the phone] I know we did the right thing, I just I feel like really upset, and Nick seems totally okay and I guess I just need someone to tell me it's gonna be fine.
Joan Day: [sobbing] It's not gonna be fine, Jess. I'm never gonna be a grandmother!
Jess: What? Mom, stop crying.
Joan Day: You don't even have to love him, honey. You just have to get that sperm cooking!
Jess: Mom.
Joan Day: I'm sorry, honey, I just... You know, this is where I'm at right now.
Jess: Well, this was really comforting, Mom. [Joan sobbing over phone] It's like I'm in the womb, sucking my thumb.