Winston: [sings] Bad boys, bad boys What you gonna do What you gonna do when I come for you?
Jess: Hey, you guys, we have, um...
Winston: Big news! I just got into the police academy. [sings] Police naw give me no break Not a solider mona give you no break
Schmidt: You know it.
Coach: He knows it.
Schmidt: Because you are a cop.
Winston: No, my uncle was on Cops a bunch of times. He got no residuals, though. He's poor.