Schmidt: It's over already, man. You don't have a shot. 'Cause the chicks you pull are gremlins.
Coach: You did not just talk about my chicks. My chicks look great. Just like me. I'm saying my chicks literally look just like me. All of 'em. In varying color, but they look like me.
Schmidt: That is super awkward, and I don't feel like you know what you're saying right now.