Jess: You didn't like living together either?
Nick: No, but it was your idea, and it seemed like the thing to do. But at least I didn't lie about it, Jess.
Jess: Okay, I did! But you were driving me crazy. [quietly] You wear a nightgown.
Nick: Are you talking about my long shirt?
Jess: You look like the Little Match Girl, wandering around Victorian England selling matches for a penny.
Nick: I look like George Washington.