Nick: Do you know how hard it's been for me to take this conversation seriously while you're wearing that thing around your neck?
Schmidt: It's an Iroquois throat band.
Nick: That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
Schmidt: Yeah, you're jealous.
Nick: No, I'm not.
Schmidt: It's not just a choker, it's story.
Nick: What's the story? She didn't have enough supplies?
Schmidt: I'm not through the whole thing yet.
Nick: I got to tell you, man, looking at that thing, the sex must be awesome.