Nick: But now that you're living here, I can have my old room back. Jess, I'm gonna need you gone by 5:00.
Jess: Done. I need a break from Snore-a Ephron over here.
Nick: Okay.
Abby: Oh, Schmidt and I don't need any space. We have no boundaries. But I guess not everybody can have what Schmidt and I have. You guys will probably get there. Don't worry. Remember how long it took you to get boobs?
Jess: Yeah, but I started shaving my legs at nine. So joke's on you. [Abby and Schmidt start kissing passionately] Wait. We have so much sex.
Nick: Don't try to eat the other slice. I'm gonna get to it.