Jess: I think I really needed to say that stuff to my sister. She's gonna wreck Schmidt.
Nick: Oof.
Jess: He has no idea. I'm sorry my family's so crazy.
Nick: Crazy? Your family's not crazy. My family's crazy. My father used to trade horse semen. I've got an uncle whose God-given name is Shifty. [both laugh]
Jess: [holding knife] Well, thank goodness we're the sane ones.