Quote from Schmidt in Sister II
Nick: Hey, Schmidt! Hey, Schmidt. Have you seen Abby? Huh? What are you what are you doing? Abby: I'm melting chocolate. Schmidt: [muffled] Abby and I are having sex. Nick: [whispers] What happened to no nonsense, Schmidt? Schmidt: [spits out apple] I've really changed my tune on nonsense, Nick. You know, for the life of me, I could not understand the grasp that Jess had on you, but if she came from the same gene pool as this one... [chuckles] Kudos, my friend. Even if it's a tenth of what I just experienced. Even if it's a DeVito/Schwarzenegger split from Twins. Nick: You calling Jess the DeVito? Schmidt: What?