Jess: Um, guys, we have a problem.
Schmidt: I know, but Abby's gonna fix it. She's going to get the cooler knives.
Jess: The problem is Abby. She's been here one week and has already created chaos everywhere. I don't know if anybody noticed, but she destroyed my sunflower painting with a picture of a penis.
Nick: The iguana's cool.
Coach: I like the iguana.
Schmidt: Who doesn't love an iguana?
Coach: I like its tail.
Schmidt: Yeah.