Quote from Nick in Sister
Nick: What did you come here to talk to me about? Schmidt: As I was saying earlier, I have a very difficult flirting situation here. I mean, it's a double black diamond: trees, moguls. And, as we both know, you're the best wingman who's ever wung. [flashback to Schmidt and a wheelchair-bound Nick crashing an outdoor, woman's yoga class:] Nick: Thank you, Schmidt! I'm almost glad I got in the accident so we can have more days like this together, with you helping me through this. How could a guy so rich be so generous with his time? Whoa. [wheelchair rolls] [flashback to a book store:] Nick: Excuse me. Are you the writer of So You've Mastered the Female Orgasm, Now What? Incredible. Can I have your autograph? Schmidt: Of course.