Quote from Jess in Sister
Cece: Hey, hey. Are you really letting Nick meet Abby? Jess: Hell no. I'm going to pick her up from jail. Like, straight-up jail. I told Nick he could meet her on her "layover" but, whoops, her flight got changed. No time. Sorry. Bye, Nick! I'll see you later! Nick: [o.s.] I'm out of shampoo! Gonna use bar soap! But your sister won't know the difference! Jess: Okay! Can't wait for you to meet her! [whispers to Cece] He's never going to meet her.