Schmidt: I'm sorry your girlfriend hates you.
Nick: Ah, she doesn't hate me. She's just ashamed of me or something.
Schmidt: Well, you know what? If she's really ashamed of you, then then she's the stupidest bitch in the whole wide world.
Nick: Easy. Okay, slow down.
Schmidt: I apologize if I went overboard.
Nick: Water under the bridge.
Schmidt: I've never been ashamed.