Leslie: Is this some little nasty group sex games y'all got going on up in here?
Bertie: Been a couple years, but I'm down.
Coach: I didn't want to know that.
Sarah: I am out of here.
Leslie: I'm way ahead of you.
Coach: No, no, please!
Schmidt: Sarah, please, wait! I can... Ugh. Just...
Bertie: [clears throat] Well, I'm gonna go back to bed. Schmidt, that mattress is heaven. [slaps Winston's ass]