Berkley: "Thank you for being so incredible." "So lucky to have you in my life"? Jess. When you said those words, I knew.
Jess: No. Berkley, there's been a fundamental misunderstanding here.
Berkley: You know the last time Claire thanked me for anything? It was when I was pulling out her chair at our wedding.
Jess: No.
Berkley: She doesn't appreciate me like you do.
Jess: No, it's not happening. No, no... [pulls on sink hose] Aah! Damn it, Winston! Oh, God. Pretend this is attached, and there's water coming out.
Berkley: No, not like that.
Jess: It's not sexual! No! I'm not feeding you water!
Berkley: Wet my mouth.
Jess: No.