Schmidt: Unacceptable! This party was supposed to take me to the next level.
Coach: Next level of what?
Nick: Don't ask, man.
Schmidt: In every man's life, there is one party that changes everything.
Nick: Oh.
Schmidt: You don't understand. And that is exactly why I'm leaving you all behind.
Coach: So this whole time, you've just been waiting for cooler friends?
Schmidt: Yes. Of course. Coach, look around. This can't be the finish line.