Coach: [knocks] Jess? Jessica Day-hey-ey. I just want to say that, um, I would love to be your friend. Look, I know I'm crazy about the Pistons, but it's just because Detroit was the city I lived in the longest as a kid.
Jess: Yes.
Coach: I lived in, like, six different states by the time I was ten. At a certain point, I just... Stopped trying to make friends. [Jess opens the door] Got real comfy on that.
Jess: Really?
Coach: Lot easier saying bye to your buddy's girlfriend than it is your friend.
Jess: Well, I'm not gonna be saying good-bye to you anytime soon. Except for right now. [closes door]
Coach: You want to do a butt bump? Butt... Ah, you're probably doing your own butt bumps. Cool. I know you guys are already done.