Nick: This is how you get in with Jess. You know when you're driving in your car and you have a random thought, like "I wonder if seals are friends."
Coach: Yeah, or like "I really want to text right now, but there's a cop behind me."
Nick: That's not the one I mean.
Coach: "Why do T-Rex have little arms?"
Nick: Don't finish. Don't f- I know you, don't-
Coach: "If they get an itch in their crotch, how do they scratch it?"
Nick: I mean more like sweet, kind of emotional stuff. Like, if you combed, you know, like, a gorilla's hair, would it like it?
Coach: Like I've never seen a baby pigeon before.
Nick: Exactly! Tell that to her and you get a friend for life. Now, excuse me. Sex awaits.