Nick: Look at that fish. It's perfect.
Coach: What?
Nick: Oh, I'm gonna grab it. I'm so hungry. Now we get to eat, boys.
Coach: Dude, that looks dead.
Nick: Guys, stop being negative right now.
Coach: Laying on its side means it's dead.
Schmidt: I wouldn't get in that water, man.
Coach: You're gonna get beaver fever.
Nick: Where are my testicles now, Coach?