Winston: How's this for a test of our manhood? We stay at home, we drink beer, we watch football. Manhood.
Schmidt: I like that idea.
Nick: Winston, I'm talking about real men.
Winston: Me, too.
Nick: Men who fend for themselves.
Winston: You're the laziest man I know. Okay, Jess, be honest with me. Has he ever been on top?
Nick: Real men are on the bottom.
Winston: No, they're not. [laughing]
Nick: You're on the bottom.